

The Mighty Have Fallen
I have several confessions to make that is going to shock you all ... ... I've been eating health food. No, I have not been taken hostage...


Second Rate Santa and the Sage of the ... Midnight Meat
Things are crazy around the mall during Christmas time, and they get even crazier when you can count the number of shopping days left...

The Second Rate Santa and the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly ... but mostly the Ugly.
When you mention mall Santa's, most people think of kids, and probably 90% of the people who stood in line and came to sit on my lap were...