

Life Is Like A Dirty Diaper
Summer gave way to Fall last week, Brad and Angelina are no more, and heck, there's even a new Dos Equis man. Yes folks, change is in the...


Second Rate Santa and the Sage of the ... Midnight Meat
Things are crazy around the mall during Christmas time, and they get even crazier when you can count the number of shopping days left...

Another Second Rate Santa Saga - Ye Olde Yuletide Log
The shopping days are dwindling, Jack Frost is nipping right along, and credit card CEOs are grinning. Yep, we're smack in the middle of...


I'll Tell You What To Believe, another Saga of the Second Rate Santa
I don't want this blog to become All Christmas ... All the Time, but I did say I would get another Second-Rate Santa Saga up this...

The Second Rate Santa and the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly ... but mostly the Ugly.
When you mention mall Santa's, most people think of kids, and probably 90% of the people who stood in line and came to sit on my lap were...


Saga of a Second Rate Santa
That's right folks, that is me lurking beneath those snow-white whiskers and red hat. And here is the story of how I became a mall Santa...


Come On Baby, Light My Fire
How long has it been since you ate a hot juicy steak right off the grill? Well pardner, that's too long. You know those ads right? The...


Walt said it best ... It's a Small World After All
Come on admit it, you're humming that song right now aren't you? Especially, you WordVixen since you love all things Disney. Since Purdue...


I'll Name This Post Later
I have a couple of personal motto's that I steadfastly follow ... Lettuce is the Devil. (Actually lettuce is merely the ringleader. I eat...


Call it What You Want, but ...
I'll be the first to admit, I'm a simple guy. I like very basic things, especially in the food department. Meat. That is my specialty....