

Second Rate Santa and the Sage of the ... Midnight Meat
Things are crazy around the mall during Christmas time, and they get even crazier when you can count the number of shopping days left...

Another Second Rate Santa Saga - Ye Olde Yuletide Log
The shopping days are dwindling, Jack Frost is nipping right along, and credit card CEOs are grinning. Yep, we're smack in the middle of...


I'll Tell You What To Believe, another Saga of the Second Rate Santa
I don't want this blog to become All Christmas ... All the Time, but I did say I would get another Second-Rate Santa Saga up this...

The Second Rate Santa and the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly ... but mostly the Ugly.
When you mention mall Santa's, most people think of kids, and probably 90% of the people who stood in line and came to sit on my lap were...


Saga of a Second Rate Santa
That's right folks, that is me lurking beneath those snow-white whiskers and red hat. And here is the story of how I became a mall Santa...